When I was younger, I had a friend who had a dog. A little poodle named goldie. She hated me and would always try to bite me and would never stop barking at me. I one day threw my baseball cap at her face and while she was trying to take it off I picked her up and swung her around. i would do this everytime my friend was not there. She would always puke after i did this. Goldie, you stupid dog, I hate you.
