i offer to get drinks for people at work (from the kitchen), but i really don’t want them to take me up on it. it’s gotten really bad so that now when i walk by, people yell orders at me. when that happens, i’m really like “get your own damn drink”. except for the receptionist, cause she can’t leave her desk. the rest of you should get up and get your own goddamn drink. let me feel like a nice guy without having to be one, already.