I worry that the massive volcano under Yellowstone will explode within my lifetime. And everyone always says, “No no no, it will be millions of years before [geological disaster] happens” but what if it isn’t? It has to happen in SOMEONE’s lifetime, so why not mine?
Either that or we’ll have a nuclear war and just all be liquidated in a matter of seconds. Whatever.
Vladimir Putin is oddly attractive, in a sort of creepy ex-KGB sort of way.